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Cheetah Piss
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Cheetah Piss
Cheetah Piss brings the heat with a loud mix of citrus funk, creamy kush, and gassy punch. These sticky, golden buds are full of personality from the sour lemon zest on the inhale to that bold, skunky finish on the exhale.
If you're into unique terp profiles and strains that get you in the zone, this one’s a winner. Smooth to puff and perfect for creative sparks, daytime focus, or just kicking it with good vibes.
Specifications:
- Type: 50% sativa and 50% indica
- Feels Like: Uplifted, creative, focused
- Flavor Notes: Sour lemon, diesel, creamy funk, tropical gas
- THCa: 30.59%
- Grown: Indoor, premium quality
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B
I'd have to say, the best I've had of this strain. Better then cookies take on it by far
J
Excellent from start to finish! 7g of Cheetah piss - quality huge buds and great buzz.
A
I have to admit, I was skeptical.. This strain is straight ⛽️⛽️⛽️. I’ve been smoking 30+ years. I know dank when I smoke it. Will purchase again
A
Product does more than I thought it would, it's great. The packaging however I would suggest vacuum sealing another layer or two. Our post office questioned us threatened to report it if it happened again.
D
This strain is straight gas — super loud as soon as you open the bag! The buds are sticky, frosty, and perfectly cured. The flavor has a funky, sweet, almost citrusy kick with that classic diesel undertone.
Effects hit fast — super euphoric, relaxing, and creative without knocking you out. Great for pain relief or just unwinding after a long day. Definitely lives up to the hype!
10/10 — would cop again 💨🐆
